New Moon summed up

Edward: bella i am leavin
Bella: ok ima go n pack brb
Edward: lol u aint commin w/ mi tho i dnt want u ho step back
Bella: i am creying dnt go w8
Jacob: i am a wolf
Bella: oo0o0o0o0 another mythical creature i luv u
Jacob: i luv u 2 tho sfm
Bella: loljk
Jacob: oh
Alice: edword thanks ur ded grl we gotta go
Bella: brb
Alice: run bella RUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: w8 edword i am alive u c!@@@#Q@
Edward: oh ok lets go home
Bella: i luv u sm dnt eva do dat agen!!!!!!
Edward: marry mi (for da seXXXX)
Bella: i am tied down 2 no man but i want 2 be w/ u 4eva man maek me a vampire
Edward: no

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LOL. I liked Eclipse though. Hahaha